The best thing I've found on the Fox News whores and the Dominion case.
From the comments here: Lawyers, Guns and Money
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Your FOX news stars shining bright…
Hannity: Good grief! Sidney Powell and Rudy are bug-house NUTS!
Tuck Tuck: I know! Biden won a free and fair election and these claims of Trump and his lawyers are just CRAZYTOWN!
Ingraham: This is inexcusable! How did the country get to this point of sheer INSANITY?
Hannity: I don’t know about you guys, but for the sake of ratings I’m going to be carrying the water for these fuckknuckles every chance I get!
Tuck Tuck: My viewers are dumber than a sack of fucking hammers and they love them some crazy conspiracy theories, I mean NOTHING is too fucking outrageous for my morons, so I’m going all in, too!
Ingraham: Well, I lie through my teeth every waking moment of my life, so this won’t be hard for me, actually.
Hannity: I know, right? Once you’ve sold your soul for the money it’s just not that difficult to keep on lying to our viewers and let’s face it, they believe absolutely ANYTHING that falls out of our mouths. ANYTHING!
Tuck Tuck: Someone told me once I was part of what’s destroying democracy in America and I laughed in her face! Destroying democracy? ME? I’m making millions and millions and millions of dollars pulling shit out of my ass every night and if that’s not democracy in America then I don’t know what the fuck is!
Ingraham: Amen, Tucker. I wear a cross around my neck every cast and then preach an endless stream of hatred and fear and ignorance and they lap it up like puppy dogs. Who knew making huge bank could be SO FUCKING EASY?
Hannity: BEST JOB IN THE WORLD!
Tuck Tuck: I FUCKING LOVE IT!
Ingraham: Here’s to Mr. Murdoch! Pleasure talking, boys, but now I have to go out there and pitch some absolute nonsense to the fucking chucklefucks who tune us in!
Hannity and Tuck Tuck: HOORAY FOR AMERICA!
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